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April 13 2016

Press Release - Inspector West on the lookout for Home Energy Thieves

Window Suspected of Stealing Heat and A/C




La, February 8, 2016 - Inspector Jonathan West is tracking some robberies within the Orange County and Inland Empire areas, where homeowners have fallen victim to heat loss from their homes this winter. These thefts mirror some losses of air conditioning within the same region through the summer months, and authorities suspect the thefts are seasonal.

 Home Inspection

Inspector West claims Mr. Payne Window is always to blame for a lot of the area heat robbery. Windows getting old and weak, but that actually fuels his crime spree, Inspector West charges. These homeowners hit by old Window feel it directly within their wallets. They just cant keep heat safely indoors when hes lurking around.


Local homeowners are frustrated also. The John Smith of Chino Hills says that Mr. Window has hit his house every season since he bought his home: Were losing a lot air which our bills are over the top. Its becomes worse annually.


In a interesting twist, Inspector West isnt directly chasing Mr. Window to resolve the crimes. Instead, hes looking for his double.

 Home Inspector

Catching a single Payne Window doesnt help at all. No-one actually wants him around. What we should should do is use his mate, his twin brother. When low on information about Windows sibling, West explained the best way to keep valuable heat kept in homes is with Payne Windows double.


Double Payne Window, and youve got the solution to everything. He went on to describe that although his crimes are lots of, single Payne Window is merely old and lonely. Using a partner, he performs greater and definately will allow homeowners to avoid being concerned about heat and A/C losses.


When asked how residents can protect themselves, Inspector West had these suggestions: You need to be prepared to put an end to Payne Windows single life. Help him. Find him somebody to double up with, and youll solve the issue.


For all those unsure if theyre victims of your still-single Payne Window, Inspector West is more than very happy to check out their homes for signs of trouble. Inspecting houses is what I really do, he declared. If theres a challenge, I will think it is that assist homeowners with the advice they need to fix any issues - whether its about Window or other house crimes.

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